In My Yard

Back in July we bought this new house, and in the back yard to the side of the house, there lives three citrus trees. None had fruit at the time, so we waited to see what they were. Now that time has passed and they have all produced a crop, I feel confident that one is an orange tree, one is a lemon tree, and one is a hybrid orange-lemon mutant. The first two delivered very delicious fruit, truly some of the best oranges I have had. This bizarre other tree makes fruit that is really only useful as weaponry to throw at the cats that come to poop in our yard.